Funny Baby Quotes and Sayings
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Cute Baby Quotes
"Father asked us what was God's noblest work. Anna said men, but I said babies. Men are often bad, but babies never are." - Louisa May Alcott.
"If one feels the need of something ... that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle." - Vincent Van Gogh.
Witty Baby Quotes
'"It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This is not necessarily cause for alarm. The important thing is to keep your wits about you and borrow some money." - Elinor Goulding Smith."Delivery" is the wrong word to describe the childbearing process. Delivery is: "Here's your pizza. Takes 30 minutes or less." - Jeff Stilson.
"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant." - Jane Sellman.
"The baby is fine, the only problem is that he looks like Edward G. Robinson." - Woody Allen.
"People ask me, 'What's the difference between couplehood and babyhood?' In a word? Moisture." - Paul Reiser.
Poignant Baby Quotes
"Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other." - Ed Howe.
"Children sweeten labours, but they make misfortunes more bitter; they increase the cares of life, but they mitigate the remembrance of death." - Francis Bacon
"As marriage produces children, so children produce care and disputes; and wrangling." - Mary Wortley Montagu
Inspirational Baby Quotes
"The parent who sedulously endeavours to form the heart and enlarge the understanding of his child, has given that dignity to the discharge of a duty, common to the whole animal world, that only reason can give. This is the parental affection of humanity, and leaves instinctive natural affection far behind. Such a parent acquires all the rights of the most sacred friendship, and his advice, even when his child is advanced in life, demands serious consideration." - Mary Wollstonecraft
"Our notion of the perfect society embraces the family as its centre and ornament. Nor is there a paradise planted till the children appear in the foreground to animate and complete the picture. Without these, the world were a solitude, houses desolate, hearts nameless; there are neither perspectives, nor prospects" - A. Bronson Alcott"The more people have studied different methods of bringing up children the more they have come to the conclusion that what good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing is best after all." - Benjamin Spock
