Best College Quotes and Sayings

Some of the best college quotes and sayings, and links to some more best College quotes and sayings. 

""I never go to a college reunion that I don't come away feeling sorry for all those paunchy, balding jocks trying to hang onto youth. I feel sorry for the men, too." - Erma Bombeck "

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success." - Robert Orben

"You have but to hold forth in cap and gown, and any gibberish becomes learning, all nonsense passes for sense." - Molière

"Of course there's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge sort of accumulates." - A. Lawrence Lowell

"Imagine how dull life would be if variables assessed for admission to a graduate program really did predict who would succeed and who would fall. Life would be intolerable — no hope, no challenge" — R.M. Dawes

"The commencement speech is not, I think, a wholly satisfactory manifestation of our culture." - John Kenneth Galbraith,

"When I went to college, my father was a fool. When I came back four years later, I was amazed how much wiser he'd become!" - Mark Twain.

"The World’s Roommates Know Voodoo" - Mayne Black, article title

"Roommates that say to bring it need to think twice about physical altercations. Because Judge Judy knows how to bring it the way it needs to be brought." - Mayne Black.