Really cute quotes for your profile
Some really cute quotes for your profile and links to many more cute quotes:
"If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?" - Cynthia Heimel
"So many cowboys, so little rope!" - Pamela Love
"I wanna be loved by you, just you, nobody else but you." - Marilyn Monroe.
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere." - George Burns
"I love my girlfriend. She is so cute... so small, young, pretty, quaint, helpless, innocent... just like a baby rat." - Felix Allen
"Cute children and animals inspire adults to comfort and protect them.... If children weren't cute there would be no more people!" - Byron Myers
"Adults are happiest when they are being kind to children. Sometimes they forget this." - Charles Shakespeare
"I avoid cute; intelligence and irony are better soul-mates" - Felicity Dickinson
"Babies are such a nice way to start people" - Don Herrold
"Who was your mother?" "Never had none," said the child, with another grin. "Never had any mother? What do you mean? Where were you born?" "Never was born," persisted Topsy; "Never had no father, nor mother, nor nothin'. I was raised by a speculator." - Harriet Beecher Stowe, Uncle Tom's Cabin.
"Somebody's sent a funny little valentine to me. It's a bunch of baby-roses in a vase of filigree, And hovering above them ... is a fairy cupid tangled in a scarf of poetry." - James Whitcomb Riley
"The American Beauty Rose can be produced in the splendour and fragrance which bring cheer to its beholder only by sacrificing the early buds which grow up around it." -anon
"The parent storms, the child looks on, catches the lineaments of wrath, puts on the same airs in the circle of smaller slaves, gives a loose to the worst of passions, and thus nursed, educated and daily exercised in tyranny, cannot but be stamped by it with odious peculiarities." - Thomas Jefferson, Notes on the State of Virginia, 1784
"This industry must have toward that sacred thing, the mind of a child, ... the same responsibility, the same care about the impressions made upon it, that the best clergyman or the most inspired teacher of youth would have." - Will H. Hays, Hollywood mogul.
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
"One out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown
"A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one."
- Guy De Maupassant
"I can last two months on a good compliment." - Mark Twain
But buds will be roses, and kittens, cats - more's the pity!" - Louisa May Alcott
"Cats are only human, they have their faults." - Kingsley Amis
"Goodbye, and thanks for all the fish." - Dolphins on leaving Earth just before its destruction in the Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy.
"I wanna be loved by you, just you..." - Marilyn Monroe.
"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time." - Film Narrator, Fight Club
"Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it." - Russel Lynes
Anonymous quips
"A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle."
"Elvis Is Dead And I’m Not Feeling Too Good Myself."
"Who stopped the payment on my reality check?"
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things."
"Tune in, turn on, drop out."
"Guys aren't worth your tears and the one who is won't make you cry."
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