Cute funny quotes

Cute funny quotes and links to cute funny quotes:

"I date this girl for two years and then the nagging starts: ‘I wanna know your name’" - Mike Binder

"The spate of films about demonic possession shows just how assiduous we have become about building up the new iconography of the anti- cute" - Daniel Harris

"If at first you don't succeed than sky diving isn't for you." - anon.

"He let her know who was the boss early on. He looked her right in the eye and said, You're the boss." - Anonymous. 

"As soon as folk see my face on the movie screen they know two things: First, I'm not going to get the girl and second, I'll get a cheap funeral before the picture is over." -- Lee Marvin 

"Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion." - Miguel de Unamuno

 "History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." - Winston Churchill

 "If it weren't for the killings, Washington would have one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor Marion Barry

 "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." - Dave Barry

 "If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"- Steven Wright

 "Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain

 "You tried your best and you failed. The lesson is 'never try'." - Homer Simpson

 "...about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'." Woody Allen

 "How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven." - Spike Milligan