Funny depressing quotes
"The decline of the aperitif may well be one of the most depressing phenomena of our time." - Luis Bunuel
"The chief problem about death ... is the fear that there may be no afterlife -- a depressing thought." - Woody Allen.
"The depressing thing about tennis is that I'll never be as good as the wall." - Mitch Hedberg
"I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients" - Oscar Levant.
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown
