Famous Drinking Quotes

Some famous drinking quotes, and some famously funny drinking quotes.

"Ship me somewhere east of Suez, where the best is like the worst, Where there ar’n’t no Ten Commandments an’ a man can raise a thirst." - Mandalay, Rudyard Kipling.

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning thats as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." - Benjamin Franklin.

Funny Drinking Quotes

"All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER." - Dennis Leary.

"A man cannot make him laugh; but that’s no marvel; he drinks no wine." - Falstaff, Henry IV part 2 (Act 4, scene 3).

"I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop." - Noel Coward.

"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." - W.C. Fields.

"You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." --Dean Martin.

"One friend rather unkindly observed that however boring I am when I'm drunk, I'm even more tedious sober." - Barbara Ellen.

Famous college drinking quotes

"An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools." - Ernest Hemingway.

"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." - Henny Youngman.