Funny Friendship Quotes
Funny friendship quotes and links to other friendship quotes.
"It takes some time to accept and realize that fact that while you have been growing old, your friends have not been standing still,
in that matter." - Mark Twain
"April Fools' Day is a day when we can lie to our friends and cause them great anxiety" - Jack Santino
"Where there are friends, there is wealth." - Plautus
"No one can be so welcome a guest that he will not become an annoyance when he has stayed three
continuous days in a friend's house." - Plautus
"How great, my friends, is the virtue of living upon a little!" - Horace
"Friends are sometimes troublesome." - Plautus
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." - Bernard Meltzer.
"We wish to learn all the curious, outlandish ways of all the different countries, so that we can “show off” and astonish people
when we get home. We wish to excite the envy of our untraveled friends with our strange foreign fashions which we can't shake off.
All our passengers are paying strict attention to this thing, with the end in view which I have mentioned. The gentle reader will
never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes
abroad. I speak now, of course, in the supposition that the gentle reader has not been abroad, and therefore is not already a
consummate ass." - Mark Twain
"A general fault of all singers is that among their friends they never make up their minds to sing, however pressed; but when no one
asks them, they never stop." - Horace
"Our burial place is wholly to be disregarded by us, but not to be neglected by our surviving friends." - Cicero
"I happened to start a question of propriety, whether, when a man knows that some of his intimate friends are invited to the house of
another friend, with whom they are all equally intimate, he may join them without an invitation. JOHNSON. 'No, Sir; he is not to go
when he is not invited. They may be invited on purpose to abuse
him' (smiling)." - James Boswell, Life of Johnson
"In a commercial country, a busy country, time becomes precious, and therefore hospitality is not so much valued. No doubt there is still room for a certain degree of it; and a man has a satisfaction in seeing his friends eating and drinking around him. But promiscuous hospitality is not the way to gain real influence. You must help some people at table before others; you must ask some people how they like their wine oftener than others. You therefore offend more people than you please." - Samuel Johnson.
"When we no longer need a friend, we find enough ready to assist us.” - John Trusler
