Funny Movie Quotes

Funny Movie quotes and links to funny movie quotes: 

"When he reached the New World, Cortez burned his ships. As a result his crew was well motivated." - The Hunt For Red October.

Funny movie quotes with short biographies

"Our comedies are not to be laughed at." - Sam Goldwyn. American filmmaker and Hollywood, MGM producer. Famous for short, sharp quips known as "Goldwynisms", originated the common response "Count me out".

"I don't want to belong to any club that will accept me as a member." - Groucho Marx."

"I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury." - Groucho Marx. The leader of the Marx brothers comedy team that made many famous films, including Duck Soup and A Night at the Opera.

"In summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock." - Woody Allen.

"What is it about death that bothers me so much? Probably the hours. Melnick says the soul is immortal and lives on after the body drops away, but if my soul exists without my body, I am convinced all my clothes will be loose-fitting." - Woody Allen. American film director, actor, comedian and writer. His comic material is urban, Jewish, and middle-class. Began by writing for TV comedians like Sid Caesar, but gained fame as a stand-up. Produced, directed, and  starred in, bittersweet comic films, including Sleeper, Manhattan, Annie Hall and The Purple Rose of Cairo.

"This is the sloppiest hanging I ever attended!" - Road to Bali, Bob Hope. With Bing Crosby formed a comedy double act that appearing in many Hollywood movies, including the Road series with Dorothy Lamour.

"It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in." - Spud, Trainspotting, the film that launched the career of Euan Macgregor, and also starred Robert Carlyle.

"Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today." - Bill Murray in Groundhog Day. Bill Murray worked through college as a taxi driver. He dropped out after being arrested for marijuana possession. Also starred in Ghostbusters and Lost in Translation.

"Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money." - Robin Williams. American comedy actor, appeared in many popular movies, including The Dead Poets Society.