Dennis Leary Quotes - No Cure for Cancer

• My favourite Dennis Leary quote: "Most people think, life sucks, and then you die. I disagree. I think life sucks and then you get cancer, then you go into chemotherapy, you lose all your hair, you feel bad about yourself. Then, all of a sudden, the cancer goes into remission, you come out, you look good, you feel good, you're going great -- all of a sudden, you have a stroke, you can't move your right side, and one day you step off the curb at 68th by Lincoln Center and then - BANG - you get hit by a bus and then, maybe, you die." - Dennis Leary quotes #1.

Dennis Leary Quotes on Racism & Drugs 

"Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list."  - Dennis Leary quotes #2.

"The best pitch I ever heard about cocaine was back in the early eighties when a street dealer followed me down the sidewalk going: I got some great blow man. I got the stuff that killed Belushi."  - Dennis Leary quotes #3.

Dennis Leary Quotes on Sex, Politics & Life

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."  - Dennis Leary quotes #4.

"You want a reason why I won't do crack? I say: I was born with one, pal, I really don't need another."  - Dennis Leary quotes #5.

"We kill the cows to make jackets out of them; then we kill each other for the jackets we made out of the cows."  - Dennis Leary quotes #6.

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with." -  Dennis Leary quotes #7.

"My son was taken to task at school because he taught his classmates 'The Singing Asshole Song'. The teacher called me down to the school, and said, 'Your son's been singing this really nasty song.' ... Not a big fan of mine..." - Dennis Leary Singing Asshole, quotes #8

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