Eddie Izzard Quotes

Favourite Eddie Izzard Quotes

Favourite of many Eddie Izzard Quotes: "If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich manoeuvre', and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to say 'Heimlich manoeuvre' when you're choking to death."

• One of many Eddie Izzard quotes from 'Better Housekeep': "Never put a sock in a toaster."

More Eddie Izzard Quotes

None of the following Eddie Izzard quotes are less than surreal, that's the real Eddie Izzard, and you can quote me...

"Horses have four bits of lucky nailed to their feet... They should win all their horse races, at least. "In the fifth race today, every single horse was first equal...one horse threw a shoe came in third...the duck was ninth...and five ran." - Eddie Izzard quotes (no. 4)

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup." - Eddie Izzard quotes (no. 5)

"I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less." - Eddie Izzard quotes (no. 6)

"I've done a bit of Latin in my time...but I can control it." - Eddie Izzard quotes (no. 7)

"I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from." - Eddie Izzard quotes (no. 8)