Evan Esar Quotes

This page contains quotes from Evan Esar the american comic writer, and links to similar quotes.

"America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week." - Evan Esar quotes #1

"Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it" - Evan Esar quotes #2.

"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.”" - Evan Esar quotes #3.

"Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures." - Evan Esar quotes #5.