Funny Stewie Griffin Quotes

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Enjoy these Stewie Griffin quotes -  baby Stewie Griffin is the son of dumb parents Peter and Lois Griffin and his clever wife Lois. His "pet" is Brian the dog.

• Olivia: You are the weakest link, goodbye. (laughter) Stewie Griffin: Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh.

Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different. Stewie Griffin Quotes: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells.

Lois is trying to breast feed Stewie, who pushes her away. "Put that bloody thing away! You're trying to poison me!"

"I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces? A little service here!"

"It seems the domestic overseers are plotting against me. Their plans somehow relate to the impending anniversary of my escape from that uterine gulag. I can still recall the events which led to my capture." - Stewie Griffin quotes

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